Meaha for President!

I went to my therapist today and she says I’m making a lot of progress.  It’s pretty awesome because with the way Dan was going I didn’t think I was ever going to get better. I think it helps that I’ve quit drinking.  Dan tells me I should have kept it up though, because he gets louder when I drink.  The medicine makes him quiet.

But on that note too, who wouldn’t want to talk to me and be my friend when I’ve got as much money as I do? I mean, I really must be like a 3 trillionaire and he just wants me for my money.  After I get elected president this year though, I think I’m going to be broke again.  I really think I’m the only one that can pull this country out of the financial crisis that it’s in. Dan thinks I should keep all my money though … but really I think he just wants my money.

I think I’ll have Fred spy on him and tell me what the heck is up with that guy. I dont understand why Swedish and the other’s can’t see Fred. I mean honestly, how can they -not- see the little red squirrel on my head?  I tried to get him off of me, but he keeps coming back.  He’s just too cute for me to make go away so I guess he  can stay. Swedish also tells me that there isn’t a Dan either. But everyone can see that he lives across the hall with Sarah and Captain Spanky. What a bunch of weirdos, they’re just trying to make me think I’m weird or something. I know better though. Thats why you guys have to watch out for me, because the others are going to tell if I keep talking to Fred and Dan (although Captain Spanky, the flying squirrel is ok).

So yeah, Vote Meaha Moshi for President ’08 if you want America to thrive! I’ll pay off all the debts and bring people back from whatever the heck an Iraq is!!

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